Rita Misses Boner

WVU lost more than Richard Rod

They lost Rick Trickett. Losing Rick was the first major blow to the deliverance program. Before last season, Rick Trickett decided to bolt to FSU. Rick was regarded as one of the best offensive line coaches in America. So why leave beautiful Morgantown? Well, I can honestly think of maybe 20 million reasons, I am sure Rick had a few good reasons too. But since Rick has left the program, WVU has had numerous problems. Investigations into shredding of football office documents, investigations into the Chancellor's sticky fingers with Mylan and MBA's, I can go on and on. But the bottom line is, Rick Trickett was the best thing this second rate school had going for them. Now WVU had to hire a guy from Pittsburgh named Dave Johnson. We have never heard of Dave, but we do know he has his share of problems. Latest news out of Morganhole says that Dave Johnson has a new Olineman. His name is Danny Bugaratski. He transferred late last season from Michigan State and he is penciled in to start at left tackle for the Mountainqueers. Good luck Pat White, Danny is known for his quick feet and his plentiful abs.

The Season is Almost Here

It's been a long time since Dec. 1st. I have waited an eternity for this season to start. Boner Boy would like to wish the Michigan Wolverines and their new coach, Richard Rodriguez, good luck in the 2008 season. We will miss you in the Big East. I can speak for all of West Virginia, the home of Medicaid, good luck Richard.

The Start of the Demise for WVU

DORKS

WVU Scouting Report

Wanny continues to work his magic- despite the fact that many fan-geniuses wanted him out.
As the recruits continue to roll in-- BP checked in on West Virginia's recruiting efforts.
It seems football is no longer the craze in the Mountaineer state.
They're into a new game:

West Virginia Still Sucks a Week Later

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE SAYS DICKROD

Pittsburgh 2008

Greatest game in 25 years marred by fact that Smiling Steve had better seats than Hangman.

Dinner in Morgantown

Sheetz Gas Station, they call it the shit sandwich. Make sure you get one on the way out of hell.

West Virginia Victory March

Dinner in Morgantown

Sheetz Gas Station, they call it the shit sandwich. Make sure you get one on the way out of hell.

Shutting It Down

Dozens of you asked why BP insisted on continuing to feature the Smiler's image so prominently the past few months. Now you know. Out 300 million people, 20 million illegals, this was the best Nordenberg could come up with. Nevermind what's sure to be the protracted firing of Wanny, yet another logo change, or the blatant disregard for alumni.....
most of all, BP simply cannot stomach the thought of sitting in a half empty Heinz Field next fall, looking down and seeing bubble boy. You win smiler. We never had a chance.

Team Pittsburgh 2007

It's All Relative: A Photo Essay of Boner and Hangman's 2005 trip to Milan Puskar Stadium

Tonight, Boner & Hangman take a magical look back at their last trip to West Virginia.
We call it: a study in nuance.



Kickoff: Hangman discovers some rascal has
smeared feces on his seat. When questioned,
this spirited fan opts to smash Hangman in the face.

Boner is dismayed to learn his host family has opted to make it a 'Nascar weekend' rather than accompany him to Morgantown.

Funny story: As you can see, Boner and Hangman were a little worse for wear after tailgating. But what you don't know is-- Boner (left) later misplaced his watch! However, Hangman was able to get the vomit out his shirt.

Fun!!!!
Following NIT glory, a little silliness: The last I is dropped from Virginia turning what should have been a mediocre moment into a national embarrassment.



Last but not least, Boner the shutterbug manages to capture the essence of West Virginia football.

The Worst State in America

10 BONER BOY FACTS ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA:

1) Jesco the Dancing Outlaw is WVU's only Rhodes Scholar.

2) 80% of the state lives on Medicaid

3) It is legal to have sex with your sister.

4) According to U.S. Census Bureau data, West Virginia is the third lowest in per capita income ahead of only Arkansas and Mississippi.

5) It also ranks last in median household income.

6) The proportion of West Virginia's adult population with a bachelor's degree is the lowest in the U.S. at 15.3%.

7) The state of WV is nicknamed Hell on Earth.

8) The state of WV has produced more serial killers than any other US State.

9) Moonshine is the state's largest export.

10) If you want to die young, live in this state.

The new meaning of gay WV love

Somebody please shoot me

Ed Pastilong & Rich Rod After the Game

RichRod to Wanny after the Game