Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Rita Misses Boner

WVU lost more than Richard Rod


They lost Rick Trickett. Losing Rick was the first major blow to the deliverance program. Before last season, Rick Trickett decided to bolt to FSU. Rick was regarded as one of the best offensive line coaches in America. So why leave beautiful Morgantown? Well, I can honestly think of maybe 20 million reasons, I am sure Rick had a few good reasons too. But since Rick has left the program, WVU has had numerous problems. Investigations into shredding of football office documents, investigations into the Chancellor's sticky fingers with Mylan and MBA's, I can go on and on. But the bottom line is, Rick Trickett was the best thing this second rate school had going for them. Now WVU had to hire a guy from Pittsburgh named Dave Johnson. We have never heard of Dave, but we do know he has his share of problems. Latest news out of Morganhole says that Dave Johnson has a new Olineman. His name is Danny Bugaratski. He transferred late last season from Michigan State and he is penciled in to start at left tackle for the Mountainqueers. Good luck Pat White, Danny is known for his quick feet and his plentiful abs.


The Season is Almost Here


It's been a long time since Dec. 1st. I have waited an eternity for this season to start. Boner Boy would like to wish the Michigan Wolverines and their new coach, Richard Rodriguez, good luck in the 2008 season. We will miss you in the Big East. I can speak for all of West Virginia, the home of Medicaid, good luck Richard.