Dinner in Morgantown

Sheetz Gas Station, they call it the shit sandwich. Make sure you get one on the way out of hell.

West Virginia Victory March

Dinner in Morgantown

Sheetz Gas Station, they call it the shit sandwich. Make sure you get one on the way out of hell.

Shutting It Down

Dozens of you asked why BP insisted on continuing to feature the Smiler's image so prominently the past few months. Now you know. Out 300 million people, 20 million illegals, this was the best Nordenberg could come up with. Nevermind what's sure to be the protracted firing of Wanny, yet another logo change, or the blatant disregard for alumni.....
most of all, BP simply cannot stomach the thought of sitting in a half empty Heinz Field next fall, looking down and seeing bubble boy. You win smiler. We never had a chance.

Team Pittsburgh 2007

It's All Relative: A Photo Essay of Boner and Hangman's 2005 trip to Milan Puskar Stadium

Tonight, Boner & Hangman take a magical look back at their last trip to West Virginia.
We call it: a study in nuance.



Kickoff: Hangman discovers some rascal has
smeared feces on his seat. When questioned,
this spirited fan opts to smash Hangman in the face.

Boner is dismayed to learn his host family has opted to make it a 'Nascar weekend' rather than accompany him to Morgantown.

Funny story: As you can see, Boner and Hangman were a little worse for wear after tailgating. But what you don't know is-- Boner (left) later misplaced his watch! However, Hangman was able to get the vomit out his shirt.

Fun!!!!
Following NIT glory, a little silliness: The last I is dropped from Virginia turning what should have been a mediocre moment into a national embarrassment.



Last but not least, Boner the shutterbug manages to capture the essence of West Virginia football.

The Worst State in America

10 BONER BOY FACTS ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA:

1) Jesco the Dancing Outlaw is WVU's only Rhodes Scholar.

2) 80% of the state lives on Medicaid

3) It is legal to have sex with your sister.

4) According to U.S. Census Bureau data, West Virginia is the third lowest in per capita income ahead of only Arkansas and Mississippi.

5) It also ranks last in median household income.

6) The proportion of West Virginia's adult population with a bachelor's degree is the lowest in the U.S. at 15.3%.

7) The state of WV is nicknamed Hell on Earth.

8) The state of WV has produced more serial killers than any other US State.

9) Moonshine is the state's largest export.

10) If you want to die young, live in this state.

The new meaning of gay WV love

Somebody please shoot me

Ed Pastilong & Rich Rod After the Game

RichRod to Wanny after the Game

Tribute to Those Making the Trip Down I79

BE VERY CAREFUL, VERY CAREFUL...

Heinz Field Partnership Part Deux

Thanks Steve Pederson! We caught one important picture of the famous Heinz Field after the Pitt-South Florida game and one today of the re-sodding. The picture above is after the South Florida game and the picture below is from today's re-sodding. They actually have armed gunmen guarding the shit sandwich field known as the Ketchup Pit. Great job Steve.

Click on this Picture- Boner Boy Spotted on McKnight Road

The Heinz Field Partnership

Thanks to Steve "Rocketman" Pederson, we have gone through another successful season at Heinz Field. If it wasn't for Steve, we would have 10,000 peoople coming to old Pitt Stadium. People praised the move to Heinz Field and called Pederson a genius. Steve said that the move would increase attendance, allow easier access to and from the stadium, and add to the overall atmosphere.

So far we've seen ketchup bottles, ice cream in the parking lot out of a crack van, and most of all, a great natural grass field. Heinz Field is the perfect gameday experience for those sold out Panther games.

Great pics Boner.

Nothing was more inspiring Saturday (following the South Florida t-bagging) than seeing the anxious field crews pacing outside with their rolls of shit-filled sod.

Nice to be treated like the wedding guest who just took a dump on the dance floor then wiped his ass on the bride's gown.

We're suprised the crews didn't grab some cattle prods to push the anemic crowd along.

Here's a thought: the Class A game on Friday had a better field than Pitt.

Who knows? Maybe it helped Serra beat Springdale. But let's go back 6 or 7 years ago... remember how excited... err hungry... everyone was?

2001 press release:
Are you hungry for some football? Heinz Field will be the name of the new 65,000-seat home of the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Pittsburgh Panthers under an exclusive 20-year partnership announced today.

Pitt is lucky. As the area's ultimate bottomman, only the salad tossers at the jail know the joy of such a rewarding 'partnership'.

Warning: If you've ever seen an SEC game, this picture will make you physically ill

The Pagentry that is... Pederson Football.

Pitt's Real Senior Day

Thanks Steve for inspiring the young people.

This wacky group of alumni (class of 1936)

love taking the bus down to the stadium.

Next stop: Atlantic City.

Packed house

USF's own Debra LaFave Predicts Bull's Blowout

The bad teacher, and most famous USF graduate Debra LaFave, was interviewed by Boner Boy this week from her jail cell. Boner boy who had a boner during the interview, asked USF's most famous graduate who she liked in this week's Kennard Cox senior bowl. She first asked me how old I was. And then once finding out that I could grow facial hair, she wanted nothing do with me and replied, "Bulls 31 Panthers 7. Your team sucks and if you were 14, I would suck you right now."

Great girl and USF is proud of her accomplishments. LaFave does deserve the credit for molding current USF QB, Matt Grothe into the player he is today. She gave him his first BJ when he was just 10 years old. Matt used to wear glasses back then and had a dorky mohawk. "Debra molded me into the man I am today. Before she blew me when I was in grade school, I had no style and I couldn't throw a football. Now look at me, " said the stylish Grothe. Friday night should be interesting on Liberty Avenue in downtown, supposedly Debra got a weekend pass and is working at Blush. Matt is supposed to make an appearance there too.

What's JoePa's Salary? 3,4,5,6 Million?

HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - The salaries of Penn State coach Joe
Paterno and the school's top administrators must be disclosed by
the state retirement system, the state Supreme Court ruled Tuesday.

The 4-2 decision said the Commonwealth Court, which had ordered
the disclosure, properly balanced the public's interest in knowing
details about retirement system finances against the effects
disclosure might have on reputations and personal security.

There's been speculation for years that Paterno is among the
highest paid coaches, but the numbers have never been public.
Alabama's Nick Saban became the highest paid coach in college
football at $4 million per year when he was hired by the Crimson
Tide after last season. Oklahoma's Bob Stoops makes over $3 million
and several coaches, including Ohio State's Jim Tressel, Florida's
Urban Meyer and South Carolina's Steve Spurrier make upward of $2
million annually.