The Heinz Field Partnership

Thanks to Steve "Rocketman" Pederson, we have gone through another successful season at Heinz Field. If it wasn't for Steve, we would have 10,000 peoople coming to old Pitt Stadium. People praised the move to Heinz Field and called Pederson a genius. Steve said that the move would increase attendance, allow easier access to and from the stadium, and add to the overall atmosphere.

So far we've seen ketchup bottles, ice cream in the parking lot out of a crack van, and most of all, a great natural grass field. Heinz Field is the perfect gameday experience for those sold out Panther games.

Great pics Boner.

Nothing was more inspiring Saturday (following the South Florida t-bagging) than seeing the anxious field crews pacing outside with their rolls of shit-filled sod.

Nice to be treated like the wedding guest who just took a dump on the dance floor then wiped his ass on the bride's gown.

We're suprised the crews didn't grab some cattle prods to push the anemic crowd along.

Here's a thought: the Class A game on Friday had a better field than Pitt.

Who knows? Maybe it helped Serra beat Springdale. But let's go back 6 or 7 years ago... remember how excited... err hungry... everyone was?

2001 press release:
Are you hungry for some football? Heinz Field will be the name of the new 65,000-seat home of the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Pittsburgh Panthers under an exclusive 20-year partnership announced today.

Pitt is lucky. As the area's ultimate bottomman, only the salad tossers at the jail know the joy of such a rewarding 'partnership'.