Hang in there buddy

Who can turn the world on with his smile?

Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?

University of Pittsburgh's own Steve P sure could.

But sadly, there's heartache in the heartland tonight.

Seems Slammin Stevie's Pitt legacy is getting overshadowed

by the howls of a few million so-called Nebraska fans.

Like a syphilitic Van Gogh, the genius of Stevie's

artistry goes unrecognized.