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Heinz Field Partnership Part Deux

Thanks Steve Pederson! We caught one important picture of the famous Heinz Field after the Pitt-South Florida game and one today of the re-sodding. The picture above is after the South Florida game and the picture below is from today's re-sodding. They actually have armed gunmen guarding the shit sandwich field known as the Ketchup Pit. Great job Steve.

Click on this Picture- Boner Boy Spotted on McKnight Road

The Heinz Field Partnership

Thanks to Steve "Rocketman" Pederson, we have gone through another successful season at Heinz Field. If it wasn't for Steve, we would have 10,000 peoople coming to old Pitt Stadium. People praised the move to Heinz Field and called Pederson a genius. Steve said that the move would increase attendance, allow easier access to and from the stadium, and add to the overall atmosphere.

So far we've seen ketchup bottles, ice cream in the parking lot out of a crack van, and most of all, a great natural grass field. Heinz Field is the perfect gameday experience for those sold out Panther games.

Great pics Boner.

Nothing was more inspiring Saturday (following the South Florida t-bagging) than seeing the anxious field crews pacing outside with their rolls of shit-filled sod.

Nice to be treated like the wedding guest who just took a dump on the dance floor then wiped his ass on the bride's gown.

We're suprised the crews didn't grab some cattle prods to push the anemic crowd along.

Here's a thought: the Class A game on Friday had a better field than Pitt.

Who knows? Maybe it helped Serra beat Springdale. But let's go back 6 or 7 years ago... remember how excited... err hungry... everyone was?

2001 press release:
Are you hungry for some football? Heinz Field will be the name of the new 65,000-seat home of the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Pittsburgh Panthers under an exclusive 20-year partnership announced today.

Pitt is lucky. As the area's ultimate bottomman, only the salad tossers at the jail know the joy of such a rewarding 'partnership'.

Warning: If you've ever seen an SEC game, this picture will make you physically ill

The Pagentry that is... Pederson Football.

Pitt's Real Senior Day

Thanks Steve for inspiring the young people.

This wacky group of alumni (class of 1936)

love taking the bus down to the stadium.

Next stop: Atlantic City.

Packed house

USF's own Debra LaFave Predicts Bull's Blowout

The bad teacher, and most famous USF graduate Debra LaFave, was interviewed by Boner Boy this week from her jail cell. Boner boy who had a boner during the interview, asked USF's most famous graduate who she liked in this week's Kennard Cox senior bowl. She first asked me how old I was. And then once finding out that I could grow facial hair, she wanted nothing do with me and replied, "Bulls 31 Panthers 7. Your team sucks and if you were 14, I would suck you right now."

Great girl and USF is proud of her accomplishments. LaFave does deserve the credit for molding current USF QB, Matt Grothe into the player he is today. She gave him his first BJ when he was just 10 years old. Matt used to wear glasses back then and had a dorky mohawk. "Debra molded me into the man I am today. Before she blew me when I was in grade school, I had no style and I couldn't throw a football. Now look at me, " said the stylish Grothe. Friday night should be interesting on Liberty Avenue in downtown, supposedly Debra got a weekend pass and is working at Blush. Matt is supposed to make an appearance there too.

What's JoePa's Salary? 3,4,5,6 Million?

HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - The salaries of Penn State coach Joe
Paterno and the school's top administrators must be disclosed by
the state retirement system, the state Supreme Court ruled Tuesday.

The 4-2 decision said the Commonwealth Court, which had ordered
the disclosure, properly balanced the public's interest in knowing
details about retirement system finances against the effects
disclosure might have on reputations and personal security.

There's been speculation for years that Paterno is among the
highest paid coaches, but the numbers have never been public.
Alabama's Nick Saban became the highest paid coach in college
football at $4 million per year when he was hired by the Crimson
Tide after last season. Oklahoma's Bob Stoops makes over $3 million
and several coaches, including Ohio State's Jim Tressel, Florida's
Urban Meyer and South Carolina's Steve Spurrier make upward of $2
million annually.

Pitt's Donna Sanft After Watching Rutgers Loss

Black Monday

It's been a tough weekend for Hangman.
The Steelers crushed him.
He lost 980 dollars gambling on college games-- and he couldn't get his late Sunday Patriots bet in on time which would have halved his losses. Then, he had to pretend to be in a good mood even though his wife made him watch an Italian film about peasants during World War Two.

Most crushing of all-- the panthers fell victim to some Jersey home cookin. Hangman gets no solace from the rumors wiseguys pulled a tony soprano on the refs. no matter what, the end result is the same: hangman is hurting. As always (see Navy, Louisville, the last 2 decades) the questions remain: Why does Hangman keep coming back for more? Why does he work to sabotage smiling Steve from coming back? Why does he even care? Easy, Pitt is Hangman's Rose Marie.

Nordy's Message To Steve Pederson

It's a crucial moment for Pitt's fearless leader, Marky Mark Nordenberg. But Mark knows what he wants and its just a matter of time before his boner goes full throttle and Stevie comes home.

Mr. Anonymous's Identity Revealed

TWO BONERS THAT WILL MAKE THE DECISION

Mark Nordenberg & Judge Crappy. They are the one's to blame, not Dave Wannstedt, not Walt Harris, not the fat guy that sits in front of me at the Pete. These two morons are the one's that will gravitate Pitt towards mediocrity. Thanks you shitfaces.

Husker AD Fired

BRING BACK STEVE--HE IS THE BEST. ONLY PITT WOULD HIRE THIS FOOL!

BRING BACK STEVE--HE IS GREAT

He tells former athletes to beat it, he doesn't talk to donors, and he fires everyone. That's just what Pitt needs Anonymous man! Couldn't be a better story for Pitt's shitty program....Steve comes back, fires Wannstedt, fires Buddy Morris, and everyone in the athletic department. Steve decides to bring in Bill Callahan and Walt as his assistant and he fires Agnus for Tracy Waites. "Steve is the best," says Anonymous Man. "At least we won when Steve was here," another great point by Mr. Anonymous. But Steve is a douche and so are you.

Nice School You F'ng Gafones

Meet Tommy Sputtoni-Morelli. Gandolfini's freshman year roommate. Tommy is famous for combining ricotta, polenta, and crostoli into one big dish he called a New Jersey
Shithouse. Tommy left us too early, dying at the age of 28 from a bacon overdose.

Meet North Jersey's own Chip Patinelli. After seeing this picture, Chip realized his life was a joke and he took his own life. His parents opted to bury him with his beloved red helmet.

Uh. The movie 300 wasn't as hardcore gay as this.

BP National Desk: Packing Heat

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Sad, Steve Pederson spotted grabbing Packers' Package.

Says now that he can't be an AD, he at least wants to be an athletic supporter.
Jerk.

Chopping Wood Ruggers Style

Greg deposited something in his pants this year. I just hope I don't see him wearing those JoePa floods again with white socks and black turf shoes. Toolbag.

Protect R Turf - Rutgers Football 2007

Might be the gayest thing I have ever seen.