Meet Tommy Sputtoni-Morelli. Gandolfini's freshman year roommate. Tommy is famous for combining ricotta, polenta, and crostoli into one big dish he called a New Jersey
Shithouse. Tommy left us too early, dying at the age of 28 from a bacon overdose.
Meet North Jersey's own Chip Patinelli. After seeing this picture, Chip realized his life was a joke and he took his own life. His parents opted to bury him with his beloved red helmet.
Uh. The movie 300 wasn't as hardcore gay as this.
1 comment:
Hangman--you have completely outdone yourself. Some of your best work. I am sure the anonymous weirdos will like it too, we will hear more from them today. Dildos.
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