It has come to Boner Boy's attention that during the bye week, Chancellor Mark Nordenberg aka Nordy, and his trustworthy search committee has been hard at work searching for the next bitch of Pitt's athletic department. One unnamed source said, "The search has been top secret so far, but the one thing I can tell you is Nordy broke out the WOPR to find the next AD."
Wow, the WOPR! How did Pitt get their hands on the WOPR? Nobody knows, but the WOPR stands for: We Operate Pitt Retardedly. And it will be used for all future decisions in the athletic department. Nordy broke out the WOPR in 2003 right after Stevie Huskerboy left to ruin Nebraska's program. It was used extensively when Marc Boehm was the interim AD and it's currently being used today to help out Donna Sanft.
"I think the WOPR will be used as long as Nordy is the Chancellor," reiterated the unnamed source. He went on to say, "it's evident that the WOPR is working because the list of deadbeat candidates is growing as we speak." The latest names to jump into the candidate circle are:
Pittsburgh's own BE Taylor
David "Vince McMahon" Littlefield
Billy "I must break you and the rest of the city" Peduto
Soon to be looking for a job and speaks great French:
The WOPR couldn't have found better dildos for Nordy and the search committee. Boner boy gives thumbs up on this one.
3 comments:
all you guys do is poke fun. why don't you do something to CHANGE the situation? This is why Pitt is never going to be a top ten school.
From a casual observer of this blog: you guys are hilarious and kind of wierd but are missing the point on a major issue. pitt has no chance until a powerful ad is in place that will tell the trustees to go to hell. pederson did that to and extent but was only out for himself with Nebraska tunnel vision. this donna person is a joke.
Hire Steve back--that's the answer. The guy did such a wonderful job at Nebraska. Only Pitt would hire this loser back. STEVE STEVE STEVE. And bring back suckboy Marc Boehm. I want Bill Callahan to replace Wannstedt too.
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