Tuesday, November 20, 2007

USF's own Debra LaFave Predicts Bull's Blowout



The bad teacher, and most famous USF graduate Debra LaFave, was interviewed by Boner Boy this week from her jail cell. Boner boy who had a boner during the interview, asked USF's most famous graduate who she liked in this week's Kennard Cox senior bowl. She first asked me how old I was. And then once finding out that I could grow facial hair, she wanted nothing do with me and replied, "Bulls 31 Panthers 7. Your team sucks and if you were 14, I would suck you right now."

Great girl and USF is proud of her accomplishments. LaFave does deserve the credit for molding current USF QB, Matt Grothe into the player he is today. She gave him his first BJ when he was just 10 years old. Matt used to wear glasses back then and had a dorky mohawk. "Debra molded me into the man I am today. Before she blew me when I was in grade school, I had no style and I couldn't throw a football. Now look at me, " said the stylish Grothe. Friday night should be interesting on Liberty Avenue in downtown, supposedly Debra got a weekend pass and is working at Blush. Matt is supposed to make an appearance there too.

2 comments:

Danny Vice said...

While I'm normally rather unrelenting when it comes to child exploitation of any kind, this new case is ridiculous.

Those on parole are normally expected to report employment changes to the parole officer, especially while under house arrest. Since officials in this case were aware of Debra's employment, part of the blame belongs to them. Maybe all of it.

Just about everyone knows that restaurants regularly recruit teenagers to staff their establishments. How does one work side by side with a minor without establishing contact?

Restauraunt employees are expected to communicate and work as a team. Waitresses, hostesses, kitchen employees and management are always communicating with each other in order to expedite hot food and cleanliness expectations of the customer.

This case is a sham, as it would appear at this point that parole officials are either dumber than a rock, unrealistic in their expectations, or simply fell asleep at the wheel.

The Parole Officer could have rejected this employment arrangement altogether, knowing that contact with minors was an unrealistic expectation of this kind of employment. Instead, thousands upon thousands of tax dollars will be spent prosecuting a case where the arrangements were dubious from the start.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
http://weeklyvice.blogspot.com

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