Cheswick, PA--Penn State quarterback Anthony Morelli caught a 40-pound, 44-inch flathead catfish. All while his father Greg was picking up fat girls in Clyde & Patties Bar. The big catfish was nicknamed Galen and was T-Bone's (Morelli's nickname in the streets of Penn Skillz) biggest catch during his illustrious career at the University of Penn State. Greg can lay his head to sleep at night knowing that his son fulfilled his dream. Tyler Reed a former UPS lineman said, "I never went to UPS for football, everyone knows you go there to fish. And Anthony showed us all how it was done."
Anthony will soon be on the bass master's pro tour. He already
informed the National Football League of his decision and asked
not be contacted or drafted. One GM told Boner Boy off the record,
"Anthony could never pass the wonderlic test." Former Pitt coach
Walt Harris was asked about T-Bone's future as a QB in the NFL,
"He should stick to fishing in the Allegheny. Tony decommitted from
Pitt the night we gave him the playbook. He couldn't get past the contents."
This Old Milwaukee is for you Morelli family, "It just don't get better than this!"
2 comments:
he looks like lyle lovett. what an idiot.
Ummmm... where do I begin?
First of all, Anthony is not holding a catfish. I believe that is his UPS (University of Penn State) gal pal.
Next, he didn't really decommit to Picksburgh U. He thought he could take a redshirt at Penn Skillz and stay one more year.
Lastly... I'm hearing there will be news about Anthony coming out very soon... it's not about fishing, or football. Stay tuned....
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