Thursday, October 25, 2007

Soiled Pants on the South Side



It's just not Joe Paterno soiling his pants, apparently so are the Pitt players. Boner Boy has learned through his sources that many of the Pitt players got food poisoning this week at the South Side Complex. Yep that's right, the Rooney's are serving up a big meat pie. This news was just learned this morning and we are unsure if this will have anything to do with the outcome of Saturday's game. Buddy Morris made the guys were diapers yesterday during conditioning and he also handed out packages of imodium AD so no player would drop a bomb in the weight room.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

all jokes aside is that true??
that would really kill us against the cards.