Incredible Breaking News Tonight.
This picture was snapped by a member of the BP army.
'Wide Receive U' Walter 'Not My Fault' Harris spotted out and about.
Sexy Pittsburgh girlfriend in tow.
(Sweet too, taking a page from her beau's playbook- she refused to face the field when the defense was playing)
The word is-- the couple accidently wandered into the Brashear/Allderdice game while looking to avoid Pitt fans.
Interesting, this was the first time Walter had ever been to a local high school game.
The awestruck coach told those in crowd, "This is amazing. If I had known there were local players & local high schools this close to Pitt, hell we could have talked to their coaches. Recruited their players, even gotten them to play for us. Why didn't anyone say anything?"
By the third quarter, witnesses say Walter was desperate, mumbling about west coast offenses, a lack of focus, and the ability to execute.
Even worse, a source tells BP that during the final play of the game-- Walt provoked the Cupples Stadium crowd by removing his Tampa Bay Bucs hat, flapping his arms, and screaming for the quarterback to slide like a South Side biaatch into the hard pan.
Postscript: Walter Harris is now on the short list of Pitt AD candidates. BP wishes him the best of luck.
2 comments:
wow. i heard walt helps coach fox chapel. guarantee he would have wone 2 more games than wannstadt at this point.
guarantee walt wrote that....
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