Sunday, October 14, 2007

Exclusive to BP: Interview with Bizarro Steve


Thanks for the 2 emails wondering where BP has been.
Well, here's the big news.
Just got back from a little piece of heaven known
as Bizarro World.
Got a chance to talk to Bizarro Steve Pederson.

BP: Bizarro Steve, why did you decide to stay at Bizarro Pitt?
BS: It had nothing to do with committment, teamwork, or pride.
BP: You decided to keep the stadium and the logo?
BS: yes.
BP: Bizarro Steve, Pitt went 10 and 2 this year?
BS: yes.
BP: Bizarro Steve, Bizarro Nebraska won the national championship recently. Do you wish you'd been there?
BS: No, Bizarro Steve knows his place.
BP: Interesting that Regular Steve left Regular Pitt and has done nothing for Regular Nebraska.
BS: Not really.
BP: Yeah I guess it's really not that interestinig.
BS: This interview is over, I hate self-serving press.

next week: BP interviews Bizarro Marc Boehm

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

not funny. granted i was not a fan of pederson, but he is out of a job and has a family to support. hopefully he will find a new positiion somewhere soon.

hangman said...

granted you are a d-bag. stevie found a new position: bent over harvey's desk.