Angry about the surprise win over the Bearcats, a group of disgruntled Pitt 'fans' abruptly cancelled their bus trip to L-ville this week.
The group, headed by 3 ex-Golden Panthers, made the call to abort after realizing they have nothing in common if the team isn't losing.
Not wanting to risk awkward small talk across the Ohio turnpike, Fox Chapel Mike commented, "It's simply too long a trip to take a chance on. Frankly, none of us care that much about each other's families and golf talk only gets you to Wheeling. After that, you're looking at a death march. Damn that Wannstedt."
The rest of the group included both front runners and a number 'subway' alumni desperate to fit in.
Craigslist mid-west manager Gus Ruski says the batch of 26 tickets will truly test the auction site's capabilities, "Tough one for sure. The internet sure as hell wasn't designed for this shit. My life's work reduced to a joke in one fell swoop. I should have stayed in school and married Carla. Not to mention Card fans are calling for boycott. What a joke."
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