Earlier this week, The Pitt Blue Panthers engaged in contract negotiations with Herman Munster. We got the lead from Monster.com and we knew nobody out there on the free agent market is better than Herman when it comes to reporting the news.
Herman graduated from Robert Morris University but is a season ticket holder to both Pitt football and basketball games. Herman's measurements are 6' 5" 285lbs. He once told me he would fight everyone on Pitt's team with the exception of Tommie Duhart and Chris Jacobson. Hangman has been trying to sign Herman to a multi-year deal, but the contract still hasn't been signed. What's the holdup? Well according to Hangman, "Herman wants way too much Jim Beam. So much that we just couldn't agree to a deal." We asked Hangman if there was anything else that could get Herman to agree to a contract with The Pitt Blue Panthers? Hangman replied, "yeah there is one thing that Herman wants--it's to fight the entire state of West Virginia." Stay tuned, Herman might get his chance on Dec. 1st.
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