Coincidence?

Rumors out of Lincoln, Nebraska are that Marc Boehm left with Steve Pederson who was recently shitcanned. Marc who is very loyal to Steve stormed out of interim AD Tom Osbourne's office. Marc apparently wanted Tom to hire Steve back as an associate AD because it was Rocketman's "DREAM JOB." But Osbourne became very mad and told Boehm or Bum as some like to call him, "Get the hell out of my office, in fact, stay out of the state of Nebraska." So where would Marky Marc go? He called some contacts at Pitt and nobody would call him back. He then tried some local high schools in the Pittsburgh area, but the only offer came from Springdale High School. But Bum wasn't enamored with that opportunity so he went North to Syracuse my sources are telling me. Bum had one more contact left and it was Otto the Orange. Otto was getting up there in age, 78 as a matter of fact. He wanted to hand down the uniform to someone else that would take pride in wearing the little orange costume. But Otto need to find a small, bald man that could do it. Then it was a magical coincidence when Marky Marc Bum called! Look for Marc this weekend at Heinz Field, he should be bouncing around in Otto's uniform just like he did when he wore old Bubble Boy's garb. Way to go Marc, its a perfect fit!