Monday, October 15, 2007

Breaking News: FireSteve Hats Now Out of Vogue

Alert: FireSteve hats have suddenly lost a bit of their luster
following Smiling Steve getting his corn husked by
Nebraska Chancellor Harvey "There is no joy in my heart for having to do this" Perlman.

Bottomline: going from What's In to What's Out in 2007 has
really hurt sales. Still-- you might want to snatch one up.
Seems the Smiler is in such bad shape-- he might be forced to take a job at a school that doesn't even have a stadium.
How the mighty have fallen.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

funny. but you're not as clever as you think. cornhusker nation is a proud group and we will be back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Good luck Husker nation. Steve ripped down Pitt Stadium and he ripped apart your defense.

Sincerely,
Little Bo Peep Pelini