Shitbag game number 435.
Pitt now wasting not only Saturdays--
but Wednesdays too.
Forget all the game stats. It's boring.
Any true fan knows what happened.
Let's talk perspective:
Which is worse- the cavalier thumping?
Getting spanked by the Spartans?
or the navy topedo in ot?
answer: none of the above.
the legendary uconn slide still trumps all.
Despite last night's last minute disaster--
the offense was better. OCD Pat has
talent. Shady is sick. Byham is solid.
Not sure why cav man got cute with the
calls at the end. He wins d-bag runner up award.
The hands down d-bag winner is rhoades scholar.
10 days not enough time to prepare?
Sadly- there are confirmed reports tonight that Wanny
tasered him immediately after the game.
What's unconfirmed: Elijah 'Slow Blinker' Fields was
spotted taking a hemp-filled dump in
rhoades office.
No one ever said it was easy being
a pitt fan. It's sort of like being a cubs fan, only
the parking lot is empty and there's nowhere
to go after the game.
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FUNNY DUDE. BUT THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL WANNSTEDT IS GOING TO KEEP HIS JOB.
WHAT'S FUNNIER MR. CAPS IS HE DOES KEEP HIS JOB BECAUSE WE HAVE NO AD AND NORDENBURG HAS NO CLUE.
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