Herman Talks Breakdown Again, Money Cited

Many of you are in the dark about Munster-gate.

Well, it's something that's been festering for days now-- and

threatens to detroy this very blog.

Basicially, Herman wants to be a Blue Panthers contributor.

However, given that a whopping 5 people read this blog yesterday,

it's not a position that comes lightly.

So... the question is: just who is Herman?
After a full vetting (which included a google image search on girls I knew in high school)

there are 2 immediate red flags:

#1: Herman's non-sexual crush on this guy:

Yeah. I just outed him. He likes Eddie Money. Digs him a little too much.

"So what" you say? You try listening to a drunken rendition of Take Me Home Tonight

after that f'ing disasterous UConn game.

BTW: Hangman is less concerned about E-Money himself, than that particular song was Herman's 'go-to' song in a time of crisis. Not in my foxhole buddy, not in my foxhole.

#2. Herman has a severe case of carpal tunnel syndrome from years of writing on betting sheets. Nothing is sadder than watching Herman wander the gold lot trying to find a quiet spot in which to put 2 bills on Grand Valley State. Get some help son.

Bottomline: Show me something Herm, you've got it in you. Also you still owe me the vig from the Baylor game.